How to Cook a White Girl :D (based on Native Son)

Recipe for White Girl
How to cook a white girl

Ingredients
1 white girl
1 pillow
1 trunk
1 furnace
1 newspaper
1 hatchet
1 pocket knife

directions:
-preheat furnace 550 degrees.
-Place pillow over white girls face until she stops breathing.
-stuff her body into a trunk.
-carry the trunk to the furnace.
-try to stuff her body into the furnace.
(if body does not fit do the following)
-take your pocket knife and try to cut off her head.
-if that doesn’t work, put down newspapers so the blood doesn’t go everywhere
-then use the hatchet to chop her head off.
-throw her head into the furnace and make sure it burns.

Then you have yourself one really burnt white girl.

By Mo&Jessica